Beelzebub Danced

Beelzebub Danced

By Cyndi Rowland

2014

Beelzebub danced as he proudly strode into the chambers where his minions had gathered to praise him for his victory over the CREATOR. He called this meeting specifically so he could brag and receive the praises of his minions. He had finally stuck it to GOD, JESUS, and that blasted HOLY SPIRIT. That trio had been a burr in his saddle for as long as he could remember. The anger and rage he felt boiled up inside him at their audacity of expelling him and his minions from heaven. Satan reached out and slapped a demon a crossed the room, causing it to hit the hot, slimy, ash covered lava rock with a massive thud that echoed through the gigantic meeting hall. The scent of sulphur invaded his nostrils as Satan took the podium with evil glee! "Shut up, I am speaking NOW!" he bellowed.

The gathering hushed their raucous chatter and took their seats, pushing and shoving to get the seat they wanted. A thick ghastly silence enveloped the chamber as the prince of this world impatiently tapped his filthy daggered nails of the top of the earthen podium. "SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP NOW!" He hollered again as the last demon took it place.

"I, the prince of this world, your leader have accomplished what you fools could not do!" He spoke with glee as his chest puffed pridefully. "I beat the CREATOR! I beat them at their own game!" venomous pride dripped from each word he spoke as he recounted the events of the garden. He told how he had fooled the women GOD had created into eating from the tree of knowledge of Good and Evil embellishing here and there to make the story better. The cheers and "atta boys" from his minions echoed in his ears feeding his lust for GOD praise and glory. Satan left out the part where GOD had cursed him, it was not important anyway he thought.

The applause and accolades died down as he arrogantly strode from the hall slamming the door behind him for dramatic effect.

Meanwhile in heaven GOD, JESUS, and the HOLY SPIRIT were discussing the recent events in the garden. Tears fell from their eyes as GOD revealed the damage that Satan’s deceit had caused. "It is time for plan B." The GREAT GOD JEHOVAH declared as Satan stormed in the room. "Yea, ok! Plan B, yawl go ahead a try a plan b. I have taken YOUR creation, they now belong to me!" Satan raged. "Still to prove to you that I am not such a bad guy, I will make a deal with YOU, JEHOVAH!" Satan pointed his gnarled finger in GOD’s face as he continued "YOU can have your precious creation back under one condition: I want the life of YOUR first born SON!" Satan cackled.

In a gentle thunderous voice GOD, the FATHER said, "DONE." Turning to JESUS, the FATHER said "Time for plan B SON"

"Yes FATHER." Came HIS gentle reply as HE headed for the door. The terror-filled echo of Satan’s "NO!" filled the room as JESUS opened the door to earth and was born in a human body.